A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed for it for two weeks, but nothing happened.
At that point he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the Post Office received the letter, it was addressed to "GOD, USA." The Postmaster decided to send it on to President Clinton.
The President was very impressed, touched, and amused by the letter. So, he told his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought that this amount would seem to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was very surprised and delighted to receive the $5.00 bill. So, he sat down to write a thank you note to God.
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, did you have to send it through Washington, DC? Those buggers, as usual, deducted $95.00!!